luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
Asexual: I don't like sex.
Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

unholyseraphs:

you know why charlie and castiel haven’t met?

because i am certain, without a doubt, that charlie would look at cas looking at dean, and then she would turn and look at dean looking at cas, and just know

and she wouldn’t be able to shut up about it

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

Straight White Boy Problem #477

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*bro slaps me on the ass*
Me: we are not playing football right now what is goin oN

jaclcfrost:

reading fics that are so good at handling the characters that you can hear their dialogue in their voices and actually imagine the scenarios being presented like

hell yeah

hell yeah

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

markruffalo:

femmercutio:

girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account

I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.

this human is my favie