every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
I see a lot of “Cecil/Carlos brings home a dog/puppy” headcanons, and I guess they’re very cute. However, I’m up to “Dana” in my re-listen marathon, and I can’t help but think that the first attempt at introducing a family pet would more likely go something like “Oh Carlos-! I collected our new dog today.” “That’s wonderful, let’s have a look a- JESUS CHRIST CECIL IS THAT A PIT VIPER” “Wow, Carlos, I didn’t know you were such a whizz at recognising dog breeds!”