why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body



Y’know what, no, I want a game like Dragon Age except instead of all of this Euro-Inspired fantasy, I want Aztec architecture and lore and obsidian mirrors, flying serpents, piles of teeth and hair scattered in haunted dungeons, time/space paradoxes and cool UI…



I just want everyone to know that in Percy Jackson the Musical, the Hunters of Artemis make their first appearance by doing an elaborate choreographed number that includes synchronized backflips and Thalia rapping

I just really wanted

you all to know that

At some point Leo and Frank breakdance

not sure when or why
but it happens



are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

pros and cons of being friends with me



  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge


  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out


Normalize fat women’s bodies. Normalize public breastfeeding. Normalize home births and midwives and reproductive autonomy. Normalize body hair on women.
Reject the notion that women are to be regulated and controlled and pressured to conform to societal standards.


K, but, James had a friend facing bigotry and he became an illegal animagus to help make that friend’s life better.

Snape had a friend facing bigotry and he joined up with the bigots.

Like end of contest, bye